I left the firecracker alone in the kitchen for 2 minutes to go to the bathroom alone. I NEVER go to the bathroom alone….ever….in 14 years I have had a partner or at least little fingers poking out under the door. With questions like “Whatrudoinmomma”???

Well I’ve learned my lesson. In those 2 minutes the firecracker convinced the strongman to give her the queso and chips he was eating. She then proceeded to rub it in her hair, on her arms, on the walls and wipe it on MY BRAND NEW COUCH !!!!

Fun!  Yes I know you are laughing. But you didn’t have to clean it up:)

Spring at the circus. It was a beautiful day and we had been outside all weekend. I was changing the firecracker and “EWWWWW” weird poop. It was greyish-white. Now mind you I’ve seen my share of poop but this I have never seen. I called the peds office to get a call back (really they did return my call in 10 minutes) they urged me to go to the ER because they didn’t have any openings for the day. So off I go. I arrive at the hospital and the questioning begins. No she doesn’t have a temperature, no she hasn’t been acting different ect……. Then comes the “What has she been eating” I came up with cereal, banana, pasta and tomato sauce the night before. That’s about all I could really remember under pressure.

The doctor (a male about 28 years old and not a parent) asks me “Will she poop for me”? “Really”? I respond. Then it occurs to me that he doesn’t believe me. Both the nurse and Dr. are frantically looking in books and online looking for a reason for this mystery poop. The answer for now is a “BAD” liver disease. WHAT!!! The Dr. goes on to tell me that she doesn’t have any symptoms other than the poop color so he’s not really worried …yet.

So we go back to “What has she been eating”???? I’m am literly in pain trying to remember eveything my 15 month daughter has been eating. I mean I even came up with dirt, mulch, grass……..I don’t know and really nothing that would cause her poop to be gray! After the Dr. and nurse took alot of notes and advised me of several reasons we should return they sent us home.

As we pull into the driveway I notice it is a beautiful rainbow of fun  written in SIDEWALK CHALK!!!!

OMG my daughter ate sidewalk chalk and pooped it out the next morning. Thats my poop mystery solved. Never thought of that one.