I left the firecracker alone in the kitchen for 2 minutes to go to the bathroom alone. I NEVER go to the bathroom alone….ever….in 14 years I have had a partner or at least little fingers poking out under the door. With questions like “Whatrudoinmomma”???

Well I’ve learned my lesson. In those 2 minutes the firecracker convinced the strongman to give her the queso and chips he was eating. She then proceeded to rub it in her hair, on her arms, on the walls and wipe it on MY BRAND NEW COUCH !!!!

Fun!  Yes I know you are laughing. But you didn’t have to clean it up:)